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Reason #79 Threesomes are Challenging

Jake Steel, Jacob Marteny, and Alex Andrews. All perfectly handsome young men! But can they look handsome… at the same time?


Very stately, Alex, don’t move! Jake, I prefer your “I’m better than you” non-smile to your “I”m better than you” half smile. You ok down there, Jacob?


Alex, you’re holding strong, thank you! Jake, I’m not sure what’s distracted you but it’s obviously startled Jacob.


Alex, I’d prefer you blink at this point. But at least Jacob is looking more… relaxed! Still not sure what imaginary camera Jake’s focused on.


Jake, I’m being hard on you because I believe in how good you are! I feel like you’re not really “with us” yet.


I’m starting to get a little frustrated, you guys.


Holy shit, hold on! Jacob? Shaggy hair x 100, solid facial expression. Alex? Unblinkingly handsome, still. Jake? Smug beauty as its best! YES! THAT’S IT!

Congratulations, fellas! Now let’s all look good at the same time in motion, too!


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